engrol Posted March 7 Share Posted March 7 On Sunday night, I had a little accident when I tripped and fell. Although I was sober, the swelling and bruising on my hand concerned my wife, so she took me to the hospital on Monday morning. I have fractured my right thumb in two locations where it connects to the hand. It has been immobilised with a plaster cast until next Monday, when it will be examined to see whether surgery is necessary to secure the bones with wires. Alternatively, I may have to wear a splint for another 7 weeks or more. The wife is now responsible for driving, while she is not too pleased about it, it is necessary. My thumb is now positioned at a problematic angle, limiting its functionality. Shaving with my non-dominant hand has been a novel experience, but fortunately, I have managed to avoid any accidents and still have both of my ears and my nose intact. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bleakerje Posted March 7 Share Posted March 7 Disregard the topic of shaving. Instead, consider growing a beard. However, I am curious in your method of urination and, if I may be frank, the act of shaking afterwards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
engrol Posted March 7 Author Share Posted March 7 Sitting down is the simplest option. In 10 days, I will be travelling to Madeira. I am concerned about getting tan lines on my arms. My wife believes that my goatee is already large enough, since she is not a fan of long beards and bald heads. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thenornpo Posted March 7 Share Posted March 7 I like the activities that I engage in. https://www.euronews.com/health/2023/05/18/sitzpinklers-where-in-europe-do-men-sit-down-or-stand-up-to-pee#:~:text=In Germany%2C these men are,it is not masculine behaviour Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SushySosa Posted March 7 Share Posted March 7 Sitting down may prevent the wife from accusing you of leaving the seat up. Alternatively, you might consider training her to urinate while standing, eliminating the issue altogether. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
depofly Posted March 7 Share Posted March 7 Being in a cast is never a pleasant experience, as it makes you understand the immense use of a thumb. Hopefully, surgical intervention will not be necessary. Fingers crossed. 🤞 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AmericaMonster Posted March 7 Share Posted March 7 Oucchhhhhhhhhh! It is not possible for you to sit in the rear of the automobile and do the royal wave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NarrativePsych Posted March 7 Share Posted March 7 Wishing for a speedy recovery before your vacation, avoid using the toboggan slope in Madeira. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
engrol Posted March 7 Author Share Posted March 7 I often saw it, but I dislike the lack of control. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Accomis Posted March 7 Share Posted March 7 "Avoid becoming sober!" The lesson concludes here.🍺🍺🍺🍷🍷🍷 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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